Interview
with Bo Burbank (Bodies We've Buried)
By:
David McGhee
Bodies
We've Buried are a heavy metal band from Colorado USA. I found them
through the recommendation of a one Maris The Great.
Plus here's a picture of this sexy, sexy man!
Truly
a face only millions can love. Anyhoos, I listened to them on Reverb
and immediately thought about how heavy metal has become very throaty
recently. I sure hope their singer doesn't get chronic laryngitis.
Because that would suck. Seriously, he sounds like he is about to
cough out his lungs. But I suppose that is the sound that the kids
are into.
You
can hear them here: http://www.reverbnation.com/bodiesweveburied
And
today we sat down with Bo Burbank of said band and asked him twenty
questions about life, love, and the pursuit of man whoring.
David:
What do you do in the band? I'm pretty sure I heard you were a
drummer?
Bo: I am primarily the drummer, yes, but occasionally I do some vocals
too! I like to think i'm also the 'Looks' of the band as well.
David: Do drummers keep good rhythm in bed? Like with a chick and shit?
Bo: I would say so, unless of course you are into crazy time changes and
patterns. in that case, I feel really sorry for the girl.
David: You fucking man whore... What breed of kitten would you consider to
be the cuddliest?
Bo: I hate cats. there's been like maybe 3 cats/kittens in this world
i've met that I consider ok in my book. other then that... Dogs are
the way to go.
David:
If you were a dog, what breed would you be?
Bo: Black Lab! I have a black lab so i'm probably biased but seriously,
Labs are the greatest.
David:
How tall are you? How fat are you? And what shoe size do you wear?
Bo: I think like 6'2" and 197 lbs. sooo pretty tall AND fat! I wear
a size 13 shoe.
David:
SHOW US YOUR FUCKING FEET BO!!!
David:
Did you know that if your last name was Burnham, then you'd be Bo
Burnham? You know, that funny tall kid that apparently cums in
everyone.
Bo: Yeah.. It sucks when you are out there trying to make a name for
yourself and then come to find out that if your name had been
different by 4 or 5 letters, then you would have gotten your big
break! Whatever that means though... I don't think he is very funny.
David:
How long have you been playing the Drums?
Bo: Since I was 9... I'm 28 next month so you do the math!
David:
Would you ever consider collecting rocks?
Bo: I used to when I was really young. But now, probably not. I don't
want to become Hank from Breaking Bad.
David:
Are you seeing anyone serious right now? If not, are you taking
applications for a girlfriend?
Bo: Nope, no one right now! And if there are applications out there to be
my GF, then send them on in. Haha, remember those GF/BF applications
on Myspace?! Im so
David:
What is your relationship with Maris The Great?
Bo: Maris and I have been off and on for a while now. We were officially
in a Facebook relationship for a while, so you know how serious that
is! Right now we're broken up because he thinks I got jealous that he
was going after some other guy at our last show.
David: The guitars are cool in your band. Any chance at ever doing a hair
metal song?
Bo: Well, we play some metal and our guitarists have hair, so technically
it IS hair metal! But no probably not, we are really terrible at
doing covers.
David:
Give a shout out to your favorite fish here!
Bo: I just wanna give a shout out to the mighty Alaskan Salmon.
David: If you were gay, would you be a bottom or top?
Bo: I assume, for gay guys, that both probably have their own benefits.
I'm going to go with top.
David:
What are some other cool local bands that you are into?
Bo: That's a hard question! Lately I've been most into Lucida Tela, The
Dawn Chose Orion, Dead For Denver, and Conquer Everest
David:
What kind of man are you? Mac or PC?
Bo: Mac all the way. I went to school for graphic design sooo,, it comes
with the territory.
David:
Check this video out and tell me you didn't see God just then!
Bo: I love this movie! Don hertzfelt is an amazing animator. I remember
seeing this like 10 years ago! oh and, "i didn't see god just
then"
David:
Do you believe in that bullshit that there's always room for Jell-O?
Bo: ALWAYS.
David:
What are your favorite kinds of movies?
Bo: I love horror and comedy. If it's a comedic horror movie, then even
better.
David:
If you could murder anyone and get away with it, what kind of car
would you drive?
Bo: Charger. If we're killing someone, might as well have a super awesome
car to go with it.
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